Texas + Tulum
AUSTIN - DALLAS - QUINTANA ROO - SAN ANTONIO - PANAMA - CANCUN
The Line, The Wire & The Ring
The fun thing about Texas is that it's right by Mexico. They're basically like kissing cousins, historically and geographically speaking. The Alamo. I went there as a child with my family for one of his business trips. There was a canal with vendors who sold jewelry with tiny beads. We stayed at a hotel and watched the history movie inside with all of the war stuff. Why does a briefcase come to mind? Are these false memories? MK Ultra.
Tequila Agave
When you think Tequila and Tex-Mex, you think agave, plants, and limes. You think of cowboys and horses. Tacos and dust. The fun part about traveling is the family drinking of the girl cousins without the lame wet blankets. It's less weird that way, and we have more fun. In Quintana Roo, we had the famous mezcal margaritas on the beaches of Tulum. We also went to Hart Fish, and all of those good restaurants that were featured in GQ right after we went there.
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My favorite meal was the first night, where they didn't give us sugar water as buy spray and had all of the tea lights and seaside ephemeral decor by the ocean. It was dark. I had white wine and massive Tiger Prawns with all of the Wags and my cousins. I found the pink house and took a picture there.
5th & 6th St.
Woot woot! Party in the USA! We're all in twenties! That was the Glory Days era of our family photos and campaigns.
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Nana has always been obsessed with the Kennedys and Marilyn Monroe but more so Jackie, to be honest. We try to reign it in, but we all have minds of our own.
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The fun part about Austin is that you can get around in golf carts for nightlife. It only costs $5. 5th Street is The Party Street with one half being like classic bars and clubby bars where it's a very collegiate feel. I.e. Let's get wasted!
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The other side is "bougier" and has renovated homes turned bar/club vibe with an ins and outs. I liked those places more. Kara and I matched unintentionally on my part.
Quintana Roo
Apparently, Tulum was a beachy, secretive recluse getaway spot for models. We went there when it still was that way. Now, it's totally overblown and overcrowded. It was really cool when we went in terms of not being too crowded. We stayed in a big house and played Cards Against Humanity, Madlibs, and danced. We learned how to twerk like Miley upside down on the wall.
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These girls were pretty cool or so, I thought. They were decent and didn't come off as stupid. Luckily, Rachel could speak Spanish for us. I had issues at the Cancun airport. When I got out there, I think I tried to text Jessa. I found them and the white private van to the resort.
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Everyone was paranoid about being kidnapped or abducted.
Austin Vibes
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA
SXSW
GOOD MUSIC
Food Trucks
BREAKFAST TACOS
Spirits
PICKLEBACK SHOTS
Bachelorette
JESSA'S PARTY
Ohio Vibes
HOUSE PARTY
Over The Border
CUPCAKES AND TACOS AND TRUCKS AND ALOE AND VODKA AND GOLF CARTS AND COFFEE
Suppressed Memories
I totally forgot that we went to the University of Austin campus, because my cousin went there for a year or something. She honestly really tried to pursue education; but her dad didn't help her and her mom didn't care.
I think they thought that it was a waste for her so she should just model and go for entertainment jobs, because that's easier big money.
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The campus is pretty big there. Whole Foods was invented there. Apparently, there's a nudist island there. I got a technicolor T-Shirt at the airport, and I didn't know what it meant.
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I've always manifested on autopilot.
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